"I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host."
― David Letterman
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Funny
― David Letterman
More From David Letterman
- "The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves."
- "Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees."
- "President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I’m thinking, well, hell, he didn’t need the approval of the American voters to become president, either."
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- "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."― Fred Allen
- "The audience changes every night. You’re the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh."― Joe Rogan
- "I don’t like war. I particularly don’t like the celebration of war, which I think the administration is a little bit guilty of."― Neil Young