"When I go to a bar, I don’t go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine." ― David Brenner Topic(s): Funny More From David Brenner "A vegetarian is a person who won’t eat anything that can have children." More In Funny "The World Trade Center is a living symbol of man’s dedication to world peace… a representation of man’s belief in humanity, his need for individual dignity, his beliefs in the cooperation of men, and, through cooperation, his ability to find greatness."― Minoru Yamasaki "I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don’t know. I mean, how can you tell?"― Andy Warhol "I’ve never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don’t really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny."― Maya Rudolph