More From Dave Barry
- "The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs."
- "The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates."
- "I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford."
More In Death
- "Islam is a religion of success. Unlike Christianity, which has as its main image, in the west at least, a man dying in a devastating, disgraceful, helpless death."― Karen Armstrong
- "The most important part of my religion is to play guitar."― Lou Reed
- "The passion of hatred is so long lived and so obstinate a malady that the surest sign of death in a sick person is their desire for reconciliation."― Jean de la Bruyere