"To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent." ― Dave Barry Topic(s): Teen Tags: adolescent, there More From Dave Barry "Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice." "Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it." "Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically." More In Teen "When you’re in your 20s, there’s maybe a little room for you to not be at the top of your artistic game, if you look good on a magazine cover. When you’re not on the cover of the magazines anymore, then you realize that the work has to be great."― Tori Amos "Trouble is, kids feel they have to shock their elders and each generation grows up into something harder to shock."― Ben Lindsey "I have this sense that I didn’t really start growing up until my twenties."― Winona Ryder