"The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates."
― Dave Barry
Topic(s):
Death
― Dave Barry
More From Dave Barry
- "The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers."
- "The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs."
- "Guys are simple… women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically."
More In Death
- "Our bodies are at once the receiving and transmitting stations for life itself. It is the highest wisdom to recognize this fact and train our bodies to render them sensitive and responsive to nature. art and religion."― Ruth St. Denis
- "When we are dealing with death we are constantly being dragged down by the event: Humor diverts our attention and lifts our sagging spirits."― Allen Klein
- "Defoe says that there were a hundred thousand country fellows in his time ready to fight to the death against popery, without knowing whether popery was a man or a horse."― William Hazlitt