"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face."
― Dave Barry
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― Dave Barry
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More In Sports
- "My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no intention on caring what teams are playing, like they’re looking for just a night out. That drives me more crazy than anything else. Like, don’t pretend to be a sports fan."― Jerry Ferrara
- "I feel like women are asked their age more than men."― Kristen Wiig
- "I get 0.5 seconds to react to a ball, sometimes even less than that. I can’t be thinking of what XYZ has said about me. I need to surrender myself to my natural instincts. My subconscious mind knows exactly what to do. It is trained to react. At home, my family doesn’t discuss media coverage."― Sachin Tendulkar