"I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems." ― Dave Barry Topic(s): Car More From Dave Barry "Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes." "The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates." "Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship." More In Car "And I think that if I were a for real celebrity that was recognizable everywhere, I’d just crawl under a rock and you know, have someone run over the rock with a car, or something."― Steve Burns "Now I’m having to live with sales of around 50,000 per album – but I’m pretty content with my place in the general scheme of things, even if it’s meant I don’t drive a fancy car and can’t afford grand vacations."― David Knopfler "When I finish an album and I find myself listening to it in the car, because it makes me feel a certain way, that’s the time to try to let other people know about it."― Herb Alpert