"I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer." ― Dave Barry Topic(s): Computers More From Dave Barry "Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice." "To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent." "The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn’t have eyeballs or fins." More In Computers "I got interested in computers and how they could be enslaved to the megalomaniac impulses of a teenager."― Eugene Jarvis "It’s quite nice to see that I didn’t have to change who I was to reach two very different types of people."― Marc Jacobs "My whole life had been designing computers I could never build."― Steve Wozniak