"Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling." ― Dave Barry Topic(s): Food Tags: cakes, eating More From Dave Barry "It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent." "The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter." "Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it." More In Food "Contaminated food is a major cause of diarrhea, substantially contributing to malnutrition and killing about 2.2 million people each year, most of them children."― Gro Harlem Brundtland "Every country can be defined through their food, their music and their language. That’s the soul of a country."― Quincy Jones "I can get whatever I want to eat and when you, you know, you forget to eat you sometimes pick up fast food."― Star Jones