More From Dave Barry
- "The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting."
- "Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down."
- "The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes."
More In Business
- "Politicians also have a love affair with the ‘small business exemption.’ Too much paperwork? Too heavy a burden? Not enough time? Just exempt small businesses from the rule. It sounds so pro-growth. Instead it’s an admission that the costs of a regulation just can’t be justified."― John Sununu
- "I don’t want to do business with those who don’t make a profit, because they can’t give the best service."― Richard Bach
- "The Right’s view of government and the Left’s view of big business are both correct."― Robert Anton Wilson