"I’m not a movie guy, I’m not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me." ― Dave Attell Topic(s): Funny More From Dave Attell "I don’t watch reality TV. I’m cool." "I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what’s going on." "You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they’re both on fire – they’re exactly alike." More In Funny "I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it’s OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink."― Karl Lagerfeld "We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again."― Sheena Easton "Nothing’s funny about someone who’s successful."― Drew Carey