"I’m quitting the business today. I’m going to open up an appliance store, I’ve always really been into toasters. I’m giving it all up." ― Dane Cook Topic(s): Business More From Dane Cook "My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor." "We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments." "I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don’t think I’m funny." More In Business "Friends don’t necessarily made good business or creative partners."― Joseph Barbera "Carpe per diem – seize the check."― Robin Williams "If a man’s character is to be abused there’s nobody like a relative to do the business."― Alexander Pope