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- "So much of our lives are defined by habit or what the guy next to us is doing, never wondering and knowing who and what we support with our actions, from the detergent Mom always used, to my favorite dish I make… A lot of my life is unexamined habit."― Kristin Bauer van Straten
- "New technology is useful, but it’s inefficient and ugly; it knows it’ll be obsolete by lunchtime tomorrow, so it has no incentive to be anything else."― Tom Holt
- "We live in a funny time. If you don’t go corporate, you can’t compete. You’re relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire that."― Ethan Hawke