More From Craig Ferguson
- "I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word ‘existentialism.’"
- "If Scotland and America go to war, I’m afraid I’ve already sworn in."
- "It’s like, it’s kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, that’s my show. It’s a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it."