"If Scotland and America go to war, I’m afraid I’ve already sworn in." ― Craig Ferguson Topic(s): War More From Craig Ferguson "I realized women and humor were linked very closely." "I don’t know now if I’m funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that’s funny." "I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a difficult and sporadically violent background, to have been in and out of such chaos, I think it actually helps. But I don’t know for sure." More In War "I do not believe that civilization will be wiped out in a war fought with the atomic bomb. Perhaps two-thirds of the people of the earth will be killed."― Albert Einstein "It is very necessary to have markers of beauty left in a world seemingly bent on making the most evil ugliness."― Thornton Wilder "No matter how vast, how total, the failure of man here on earth, the work of man will be resumed elsewhere. War leaders talk of resuming operations on this front and that, but man’s front embraces the whole universe."― Henry Miller