More From Craig Ferguson
- "I always wanted to make motion pictures, ever since I was a wee boy, and I was 32, and time was marching on. I met a guy who said, ‘Come out to Hollywood for 10 days, and I’ll get you a deal.’ So I figured, ‘OK, 10 days.’ On the 10th day, he got me a development deal with Disney, not for a lot of money, but it allowed me to make the move."
- "The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman."
- "You know, your whole life you’re concerned about money for this and that. And then you don’t have to worry about it, so you worry about other stuff."
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- "And it really pisses Peter and Micky off when I get onto one of those tangents where I start to do humor."― Davy Jones
- "My dad’s a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again."― Natalie Portman
- "Sometimes history takes things into its own hands."― Thurgood Marshall