"It’s funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists’ goals."
― Craig Bruce
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Funny
More From Craig Bruce
- "It’s hardware that makes a machine fast. It’s software that makes a fast machine slow."
- "It’s a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult."
- "Don’t trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years."
More In Funny
- "I always like to watch comics and it’s interesting that you can tell if someone’s funny in 10 seconds."― Christopher Walken
- "It’s a funny thing – when I’m crazed with work, spending time with my children relaxes me. Yet, at the end of a long weekend with them, the very thing I need to relax is a little work and time away from them!"― Emily Giffin
- "I was asked to act when I couldn’t act. I was asked to sing ‘Funny Face’ when I couldn’t sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn’t dance – and do all kinds of things I wasn’t prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it."― Audrey Hepburn