"They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning." ― Clint Eastwood Topic(s): Funny More From Clint Eastwood "Society is at odds with itself." "Overnight stardom can be harmful to your mental health. Yeah. It has ruined a lot of people." "My mother knew how to read music and everything. But I just kinda learned off of records. And so, I was listening to records and I’d play ’em over and over." More In Funny "I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage… funny how life works out like that."― Rachel Roy "All my children inherited perfect pitch."― Chevy Chase "Back in the ’70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was ‘The Bad News Bears’, and that was a kids’ movie, but I don’t think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids."― Jack Black