"Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet." ― Chuck Palahniuk Topic(s): Pet More From Chuck Palahniuk "Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?" "Some of the best ideas I get seem to happen when I’m doing mindless manual labor or exercise. I’m not sure how that happens, but it leaves me free for remarkable ideas to occur." "I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing." More In Pet "Time spent with cats is never wasted."― Sigmund Freud "I’ve always been mad about cats."― Vivien Leigh "It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking."― Mickey Rivers