"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments." ― Chris Rock Topic(s): Food More From Chris Rock "Funny is only something that others know about you – you can’t be funny by yourself." "Right now, my job is that I’m like an ambulance chaser. I’ve got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them." "Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time." More In Food "I mean, on the food chain, do instruments really rate? I don’t think so."― Peabo Bryson "Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up."― Morgan Freeman "Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds."― Joan Rivers