"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height."
― Casey Stengel
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Funny
― Casey Stengel
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- "Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?"
- "Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits."
- "They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?"
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- "My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."― Woody Allen