"I don’t cook. I don’t know anything about food. I’ve never reviewed a restaurant." ― Calvin Trillin Topic(s): Food More From Calvin Trillin "With humor, it’s so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy." "Health food makes me sick." "I never eat in a restaurant that’s over a hundred feet off the ground and won’t stand still." More In Food "You define a good flight by negatives: you didn’t get hijacked, you didn’t crash, you didn’t throw up, you weren’t late, you weren’t nauseated by the food. So you are grateful."― Paul Theroux "We sing a little song before we eat, a little blessing before we eat, and it’s really – we’re thanking the Lord and the Earth for the food that we eat, and it really brings you together in a profound kind of way."― Phil Lesh "Justice requires that everyone should have enough to eat. But it also requires that everyone should contribute to the production of food."― Elias Canetti