"I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off." ― Bruce Willis Topic(s): Morning More From Bruce Willis "I think the rules are going to have to change for me to ever run for public office. My checkered past will always keep me out of politics." "I had never really dated. I’ve always been a relationship kind of person." "On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars." More In Morning "When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I’m really into eggs Benedict in the morning."― Jenny McCarthy "Let me tell you, it is still morning in America. It just happens to be kind of a head pounding, hung over for four hours in America – and it’s shaping up to be a nasty day, but its still morning in America."― Glenn Beck "The rain, which had continued yesterday and last night, ceased this morning. We then proceeded, and after passing two small islands about ten miles further, stopped for the night at Piper’s landing, opposite another island."― Meriwether Lewis