More From Bob Hope
- "When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness."
- "I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap."
- "A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?"
More In Funny
- "The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron."― Phyllis Diller
- "We still have a tradition certainly in English television; it’s faded a bit in the last five years, but we still have a tradition where the important thing is the quality and the challenging nature of the programming."― Rowan Atkinson
- "Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?"― Robert Benchley