"A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?" ― Bob Hope Topic(s): Humor More From Bob Hope "I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap." "Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." "The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast." More In Humor "Jazz can be so serious, no sense of humor."― Chad Smith "Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it don’t matter."― Satchel Paige "I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it’s never at the expense of the other guy."― Bob Uecker