More From Bob Hope
- "People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."
- "When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness."
- "If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf."
More In Funny
- "It’s funny, as you live through something you’re not aware of it."― Maya Lin
- "People don’t realize that I’m really funny and I’m an excellent bridge player."― Sheryl Crow
- "As a writer, or as a filmmaker, you have to present yourself, and part of what yourself is is what you’re interested in, or what you think is funny, or what you think is sad, or what you think is horrible."― Charlie Kaufman