"Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey… Doesn’t try it on."
― Billy Connolly
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― Billy Connolly
More From Billy Connolly
- "My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger."
- "I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives."
- "Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Welding’s a mystery to me now. You can’t go back, your life changes every day."
More In Trust
- "Then trust me there’s nothing like drinking, So pleasant on this side of the grave: It keeps the unhappy from thinking, And makes e’en the valiant more brave."― Charles Dibdin
- "I wanted to be the kind of woman who would attract a certain kind of man that I could respect. That was my thinking. It had to do with the kind of couple I would be a part of."― Lisa Kudrow
- "My theory is if you have a religion, it’s a good one. Because some people don’t have any at all."― Tom T. Hall