"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit." ― Billy Connolly Topic(s): Marriage More From Billy Connolly "Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don’t sit in the dark hiding. It’s easy to hide and shout and waste people’s time." "My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger." "I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives." More In Marriage "To me marriage is for five or ten years."― Cher "I was very influenced by the musicals and romantic comedies of the 1930s. I admired Gene Harlow and such, which probably explains why, since the end of my marriage, I’ve dated nothing but a succession of blondes."― Hugh Hefner "I looked Death right in the face."― Travis Barker