"Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem." ― Bill Vaughan Topic(s): Funny More From Bill Vaughan "A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works." "Muscles come and go; flab lasts." "Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college." More In Funny "Funny is funny."― Don Rickles "Ground not upon dreams; you know they are ever contrary."― Thomas Middleton "Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn’t know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I’m one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar."― John Krasinski