"Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need." ― Bill Maher Topic(s): God More From Bill Maher "I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?" "Suicide is man’s way of telling God, “You can’t fire me – I quit.”" "Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them." More In God "God had one son on earth without sin, but never one without suffering."― Saint Augustine "I say, don’t try to fight your own battles because God will do it."― Joel Osteen "And God help Bruce Springsteen when they decide he’s no longer God… They’ll turn on him, and I hope he survives it."― John Lennon