"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."
― Bill Cosby
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Funny
― Bill Cosby
More From Bill Cosby
- "I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don’t cry over the one person who doesn’t."
- "Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."
- "Every success story has a parent who says, ‘over my dead body.’ Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you’re acting the fool, ‘you know I worry about you sometimes.’"
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- "Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn’t know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I’m one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar."― John Krasinski