More From Bertrand Russell
- "Next to enjoying ourselves, the next greatest pleasure consists in preventing others from enjoying themselves, or, more generally, in the acquisition of power."
- "Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives’ mouths."
- "Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires."
More In Funny
- "I think there is a break down of trust generally, between people and politicians. I think that’s come about for a whole variety of reasons."― Theresa May
- "Most of the gaffes I’ve made have not been funny – they’ve been stupid."― Jim Lehrer
- "I know people will think it’s funny because I’ve done glamour modelling in the past, but I felt embarrassed about my body and just wanted to cover it up."― Jennifer Ellison