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Robert Orben
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"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away."
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Robert Orben
Topic(s):
Fitness
"Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price."
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Robert Orben
Topic(s):
History
"Washington is a place where politicians don’t know which way is up and taxes don’t know which way is down."
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Robert Orben
Topic(s):
Government
"To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
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Robert Orben
Topic(s):
Computers
"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards."
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Robert Orben
Topic(s):
Society
"Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected."
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Robert Orben
Topic(s):
Funny
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
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Robert Orben
Topic(s):
Home
"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee – or laugh."
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Robert Orben
Topic(s):
Humor
"Don’t think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success."
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Robert Orben
Topic(s):
Success
"I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it ‘arm around the shoulder’ humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It’s mean, mean stuff."
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Robert Orben
Topic(s):
Humor
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