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Ogden Nash
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"The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat."
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Ogden Nash
Topic(s):
Pet
"Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore."
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Ogden Nash
Topic(s):
Parenting
"The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late."
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Ogden Nash
Topic(s):
Morning
"If you don’t want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work."
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Ogden Nash
Topic(s):
Money
"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them."
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Ogden Nash
Topic(s):
Marriage
"To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up."
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Ogden Nash
Topic(s):
Love
"I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers."
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Ogden Nash
Topic(s):
Hope
"The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control."
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Ogden Nash
Topic(s):
Happiness
"There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all."
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Ogden Nash
Topic(s):
Happiness
"Happiness is having a scratch for every itch."
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Ogden Nash
Topic(s):
Happiness
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