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Joe E. Lewis
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"You only live once – but if you work it right, once is enough."
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Joe E. Lewis
Topic(s):
Work
"I play in the low 80s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play."
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Joe E. Lewis
Topic(s):
Sports
"The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love."
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Joe E. Lewis
Topic(s):
Funny
"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."
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Joe E. Lewis
Topic(s):
Funny
"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."
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Joe E. Lewis
Topic(s):
Diet
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