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Joan Rivers
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"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God’s gift, that’s why we call it the present."
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Joan Rivers
Topic(s):
God
"Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you’re funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you."
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Joan Rivers
Topic(s):
Funny
"Never floss with a stranger."
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Joan Rivers
Topic(s):
Funny
"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
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Joan Rivers
Topic(s):
Funny
"Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds."
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Joan Rivers
Topic(s):
Food
"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it."
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Joan Rivers
Topic(s):
Fitness
"Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you."
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Joan Rivers
Topic(s):
Diet
"I think I’m in a business where you have to look good, and it’s totally youth-oriented."
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Joan Rivers
Topic(s):
Business
"The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found."
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Joan Rivers
Topic(s):
Beauty
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