"I’m not a comedian. I’m an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion." ― Anthony Anderson Topic(s): Funny More From Anthony Anderson "It’s sort of an action flick. You can’t be that funny trying to steal diamonds." "If they respect the craft and what we’re doing and they bring something to the table and they work hard, I don’t care what you do as your side job or as your day job." "They gave us the freedom just to play and have fun." More In Funny "Karaoke isn’t fair when you’re a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I’m a professional funny guy."― Chris Rock "I can speak Esperanto like a native."― Spike Milligan "Unfortunately, President Obama’s failed policies of new regulations, higher taxes, and Obamacare and his anti-business rhetoric have hit Hispanics especially hard. Big government really hurts those who are trying to make it."― Marco Rubio