More From Andy Rooney
- "I don’t think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn’t surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?"
- "The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men."
- "Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives."
More In Happiness
- "Happiness is being on the beam with life – to feel the pull of life."― Agnes Martin
- "The sum of the whole is plainly this: The nature of man considered in his single capacity, and with respect only to the present world, is adapted and leads him to attain the greatest happiness he can for himself in the present world."― Joseph Butler
- "When ambition ends, happiness begins."― Thomas Merton