More From Andy Rooney
- "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
- "I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don’t return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn’t want that to happen, would you."
- "Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done."
More In Happiness
- "Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful."― Albert Schweitzer
- "Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time."― Artie Lange
- "Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants."― Benjamin Franklin