"All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law." ― Andy Rooney Topic(s): Men More From Andy Rooney "Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads." "Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done." "Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens." More In Men "Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."― Henry David Thoreau "We believe democracy to be the only real guarantor of stability and we have sought to create a ‘Jordanian model’ that might also inspire others in our region. I wish democracy and peace to be my legacy to my people and the shield of generations to come."― King Hussein I "A man’s kiss is his signature."― Mae West