"Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly." ― Ambrose Bierce Topic(s): Mom Tags: garment, sweater More From Ambrose Bierce "The slightest acquaintance with history shows that powerful republics are the most warlike and unscrupulous of nations." "Sabbath – a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh." "Alliance – in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third." More In Mom "If I could be a third of the woman that my mom is and have a third of the strength that she has, then I will have done good by this life."― Brittany Murphy "My brother Jim and I spent many wonderful summers working on dairy farms in Wisconsin owned by Mom’s cousins, and as members of our local Boy Scout troop."― Peter Agre "The president strongly believes that marriage in this country ought to be between a man and a woman. He also believes it is something that ought to be decided by the people. He doesn’t believe that judges ought to impose their will on the people."― Ken Mehlman