"Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion." ― Ambrose Bierce Topic(s): Religion Tags: mayonnaise, sauces More From Ambrose Bierce "Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name." "Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." "In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office." More In Religion "There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?"― Eddie Izzard "Bigotry murders religion to frighten fools with her ghost."― Charles Caleb Colton "He that fails in his endeavors after wealth or power will not long retain either honesty or courage."― Samuel Johnson