"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder." ― Alfred Hitchcock Topic(s): Movies More From Alfred Hitchcock "A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it." "In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director." "We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time capsules in order to give those people living in the next century or so some idea of what we are like." More In Movies "I swear, I didn’t really go in thinking, ‘I’ll be the Simon Cowell’ of ‘Top Chef.’ I was just used to being a judge on British food shows where people are much more outspoken and rather rude. That’s the culture over here."― Toby Young "People go to the movies to watch a film and all they’re thinking about is the actress’s cellulite they saw in a magazine."― Robert Carlyle "My sense is, I think it’s okay for directors to do movies that speak to other work in their career."― Ivan Reitman