"Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs." ― Alfred Hitchcock Topic(s): Funny More From Alfred Hitchcock "Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them inside the house." "If it’s a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still have a perfectly clear idea of what was going on." "We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time capsules in order to give those people living in the next century or so some idea of what we are like." More In Funny "In this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that’s funny."― Leighton Meester "Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let’s face it, a hamster with Alzheimer’s could make those kind of numbers. It’s great work if you can get it."― Scott Adams "Polite conversation is rarely either."― Fran Lebowitz