More From Adam Carolla
- "There are certain things women are better at than men."
- "I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I’ve worked with women, I’ve never had an issue with women."
- "I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances."
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- "It’s funny to have become an elegant skier now. But my drive is still the same."― Hermann Maier
- "Every man’s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands."― Jerry Lewis
- "I’m terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they’re not funny. I end up saying, ‘Oh, no, I’m joking, I’m joking.’"― Anna Torv