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- "My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine."
- "People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’"
- "I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is."
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