"I swear my car won’t run unless I’m picking my nose: At least, I’m that superstitious about it, so I don’t want to take any chances."
― Adam Carolla
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― Adam Carolla
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- "My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine."
- "I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality."
- "The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I’m just gonna tell her, ‘Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.’"
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- "If we reject science, we reject the common man."― Naguib Mahfouz
- "I don’t drive around London much. Any journey around Islington involves hundreds of speed bumps that seem to tear the bottom of your car off."― Alan Davies
- "I hate modern car radios. In my car, I don’t even have a push-button radio. It’s just got a dial and two knobs. Just AM. One knob makes it louder, and one knob changes the station. When you’re driving, that’s all I want."― Chris Isaak