More From Adam Carolla
- "There are certain things women are better at than men."
- "All’s the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way."
- "The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I’m just gonna tell her, ‘Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.’"